Some shirts make people laugh. This one might make them read it twice.

LADIES, THERE ARE TWO THINGS ABOUT ME YOU SHOULD KNOW:

1. I WILL NEVER DM YOU UNSOLICITED PICTURES.

2. I ATE THIS JELL-O WITHOUT A SPOON.

Yeah...we'll just leave that right there.

Printed on a black T-shirt, this Uzzi’s Creations original features the full statement design on the back in distressed cream, red and black, with an Uzzi’s Creations logo on the front left chest.

Bold, inappropriate enough to start a conversation, and probably not the shirt you wear when meeting her parents for the first time.